Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Ok I just finished watching Transformers: Dark of the Moon and typical Michael Bay lots of CGI and explosions, but no real substance. Really I’d love to be in on one of those production meetings, I can see it now “Ok first five minutes we’ll show that we can splice 1960’s video into fake 1960’s that we shoot, then spend the rest of the film showing the machines transforming and blowing shit up, and it will all be based around this story line I wrote on the back of this cocktail napkin.”

Michael Bay = Hack Jobs R Us.
Shia LaBeouf was his usual twitchy self. I don’t think I’m going to ruin anything here when I say if you’ve see the first two you’ll see this coming before you even hit play, Here is the character in a nut shell, I’m in love, I’m trying to live a normal life, Autobots need my help, in the end the wizard give’s me courage so I can save the day and get the girl. And the audience is left wondering if, with a performance that bad, was it a chimp in a man suit?
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley should stick to modeling since she obviously can’t act. She was painful to watch, after that performance it makes you wonder “how bad could one little hitler comment really be?”
Basically the whole film dragged on WAY to long, had a very weak script and that’s putting it very nicely, and really seemed to jump around for no point all the way though. They need to strap Michael Bay’s ass to a rocket, fire it to Cybertron, and reboot the whole thing with someone who actually know’s what the hell their doing! What a waste, I’m just glad I didn’t buy any of the DVD’s and waste all that money.

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