The Wikipedia article about Donald Drumpf’s grandfather Friedrich Drumpf who made his first fortune running boom-town hotels, restaurants, and BROTHELS in both the United States and Canada after IMMIGRATING to the United States to AVOID PAYING TAXES and SERVING IN THE MILITARY in Germany. He then moved back to Germany to avoid PROSTITUTION CHARGES in the United States and married his former neighbor. He and is pregnant wife were expelled from Germany after which they moved back to the United States.
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