It’s hard for me to see any U.S. ties to Russia…except for

the Flynn thing and the Manafort thing and

the Tillerson thing and

the Sessions thing and

the Kushner thing and

the Carter Page thing and

the Roger Stone thing and

the Felix Sater thing and

the Boris Ephsteyn thing and

the Rosneft thing and

the Gazprom thing and

the Sergey Gorkov banker thing and

the Azerbajain thing and

the “I love Putin” thing and

the Donald Trump, Jr. thing and

the Sergey Kislyak thing and

the Russian Affiliated Interests thing and

the Russian Business Interests thing and

the Emoluments Clause thing and

the Alex Schnaider thing and

the hack of the DNC thing and

the Guccifer 2.0 thing and

the Mike Pence “I don’t know anything” thing and

the Russians mysteriously dying thing and

the Trump’s public request to Russia to hack Hillary’s email thing and

the Trump house sale for $100 million at the bottom of the housing bust to the Russian fertilizer king thing and

the Russian fertilizer king’s plane showing up in Concord, NC during Trump rally campaign thing and

the Nunes sudden flight to the White House in the night thing and the Nunes personal investments in the Russian winery thing and

the Cyprus bank thing and

the Trump not releasing his tax returns thing and

the Republican Party’s rejection of an amendment to require Trump to show his taxes thing and

the election hacking thing and

the GOP platform change to the Ukraine thing and

the Steele Dossier thing and

the Leninist Bannon thing and

the Sally Yates can’t testify thing and

the intelligence community’s investigative reports thing and

the Trump reassurance that the Russian connection is all “fake news” thing and

the Spicer’s Russian Dressing “nothing’s wrong” thing and

the Chaffetz not willing to start an investigation thing and

the Chaffetz suddenly deciding to go back to private life in the middle of an investigation thing and

the The Lead DOJ Investigator Mary McCord SUDDENLY in the middle of the investigation decides to resign thing and

the appointment of Pam Bondi who was bribed by trump in the trump university scandal appointed to head the investigation thing and

the The White House going into full-on cover-up mode, refusing to turn over the documents related to the hiring and subsequent firing of Flynn thing and

the Chaffetz and White House blaming the poor vetting of Flynn on Obama thing and

the Poland and British intelligence gave information regarding the hacking back in 2015 to Paul Ryan and he didn’t do anything thing and

the Agent M16 following the money thing and

the trump team KNEW about Flynn’s involvement but hired him anyway thing and

the Corey Lewendowski thing and

the Preet Bharara firing thing but before he left he transferred evidence against trump to a state level Schneiderman thing and

the Betsy Devos’ Brother thing and

the Sebastian Gorka thing and

the Greg Gianforte from Montana thing and

the pence actually was warned about Flynn before he was hired thing and

the Pence and Manafort connection thing and

the 7 Allies coming forward with audio where trump was picked up in incidental wire tapping thing and

the carter Page defying the Senate’s order to hand over his Russian contact list AND

NOW the trump wants to VETO Sally Yates’ testimony thing!!!

SO yeah there’s probably nothing there!

 

All glory to /u/PetGiraffe for this list.