Well I just finished watching A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas and wow was this a disappointment. First of all you have to have a 3D TV and a 3D version of the film to really get everything out of it, and since I have a 32 inch SDTV I don’t think I got everything. One that can we please stop with the 3D shit, no one is buying into it, it failed in the 1950’s the 60’s, the 70’s the 80’s the 90’s and for the past twelve years, take a hint Hollywood, 3D fucking sucks!
Well I just finished watching The Change-Up and well while it had a few funny moments it was basically just bad. It was basically just poop and sex humor with no real substance, it was basically just saying you don’t know how good you have it until it’s gone. Really the one saving grace of this film is that you get to see Olivia Wilde damn near nude, and lets face it even gay men want to see that. Overall I would say skip it, it’s really not worth it. Sad really since Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman normally put out great comedy films.
Well I just finished Fracture with Anthony Hopkins and Ryan Gosling and while it wasn’t bad, you can figure it out if you just give it a little thought. Over all it was just alright, kind of fun to figure out but once you do your just left waiting to be proven right. In the end I’d say give it a watch, it’s not bad.
Well I finished the documentary Lemmy about who else, Lemmy Kilmister of Motorhead. If your a fan of rock then you MUST see this film, it’s long as hell and you’ll enjoy every second of it! Imagine getting to see into the life of Lemmy himself, that’s what you get with this film. Also you get to hear great stories from the old days, see Lemmy perform several times, and hear a lot of great Motorhead music though out the entire film. My personal favorite part of the film was where Lemmy talked about the artists that influenced him and then you hear artists from today talking about how he influenced them. You must see this film, it was great!
Well I just finished Tucker & Dale vs Evil, it’s a spoof of the teenagers getting killed in the woods horror film. The gags are never ending, the stupidity is hilarious, and without giving anything away it’s funny as hell! It’s on Netflix Instant so you have no reason not to watch, and damn it it’s not a waste of time it’s totally worth it!
Well I just finished watching Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and well….South Park had it right in the episode The China Problem, Indie got rapped in the ass by George Lucas and Steven Spielberg. I know it took me 4 years to watch this but I had to work up the courage to watch Idie get anal raped over and over. In my view there are three Indiana Jones films, then there is what ever this piece of shit was.