Questions to make your brain hurt

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Why protest online when congress doesn’t understand the Internet?

If SOPA passed and we posted Pirate Bay links on Senate.gov, would they shut down their own website?

The opposite of PRO is CON, so isn’t the opposite of PROGRESS supposed to be CONGRESS?

What if the light at the end of the tunnel you see when you die is just the first light you see when your being reborn?

If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

What if the 2012 “end of the world” meant the World Wide Web?

If zombies are dead, why do they need to eat?

If your sexual partner is possessed by a ghost, is it a threesome?

Why are right wing christan’s against socialism, when christianity promotes socialism?

If a 15 year old rapes a 23 year old, do they both go to jail?

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

If you expect the unexpected, does it become the expected?

In what language do deaf people think?

Will vegetation’s eat carnivorous plants?

If a man feels that he’s a women trapped in a man’s body or vice versa, then when would the person say they are cross dressing?

If a gay man goes into a coma then is he a fruit or a vegetable?

Jesus walked on water, what if the water had just frozen?

If life is unfair to everyone, then isn’t life fair?

If a painter paints letters, then is the painter really just a writer?

Toby, or not Toby?

If women are 51% of the population then why the hell do they get to get on the boat first?

If the Internet is world wide, then why can the U.S. government create all the laws to regulate it?

If answering a question with a question is bad, what is the answer to “Any Questions”?

Do satanists say “go to heaven”?

If a car was traveling at the speed of light, what would happen if you turned on the headlights?

Why do we park in the driveway and drive in the parkway?

If you have balls of steel, are you Ironman’s father?

If America is the land of the free, then why do we have the highest incarceration rate?

If it’s just a thought, then is it the thought that counts?

If you quit smoking then take it back up again, are you a quitter?

If you have sex with a prostitute but don’t give her money, is it still a crime?

If the Mayans were so smart, why aren’t they still here?

If a cop speeds to chase another speeding cop, who gets the ticket?

If you read all of these and none of them didn’t make sense, are you really sane?
  • i am sorry but most of those questions are stupid and have the answer

  • I was just feeling goofy when I posted this, I know it's stupid but it made me laugh at the time.