Happy Thanksgiving…

Well first Happy Subjugation of the Native American People Day!

Now that that shit is done let me say I have always hated thanksgiving and now I have even more reason to hate it. First my grandma (my dads mom) was rushed from the nursing home to the hospital due to vomiting blood, so there is that. Then at around 4:00 P.M. I found out that my moms mom (I refuse to use that other name for that evil women) finally after two weeks died a painful death.

So as if I needed another reason to hate this holiday now every fucking year I’m going to have to hear about how she died on thanksgiving. So as if she wasn’t evil enough in life she used her death to make my most hated holiday even worse for the rest of my moms life (she will be the one who will bring it up)….FUCK!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

P.S. please don’t say your sorry to hear about the dead one, I don’t really care, I only care about my mom and how she’s handling it. If you would like to say something about my grandma being in the hospital then thats fine, but I don’t care either way, if no one says anything trust me I won’t be hurt at all.

Point Blank.

I just finished the film Point Blank, I would say don’t see it but it does have it’s moments. It’s a one time watch but it’s not the worst I’ve ever seen either. Basically it’s Con Air meets Rambo in a mall instead of a plane on a low budget…you get the idea.

Husbands & Wives for Sale

Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors & the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. (scroll and keep reading!)

PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex & have money & like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Olbermann suspended for political gifts

First read this story: Olbermann suspended for political gifts

Ok I’m no fan of Keith Olbermann, I agree with his views but I think he’s a hack, but even I think this is utter bullshit. First of all Joe Scarborough who is the jackass that hosts Morning Joe, has donated WAY MORE to Republican canidates and he has never been punished. Second the rule states that “news anchors” have to clear donations before hand, if anyone thinks Keith Olbermann is a “news anchor” they have never watched his show. Olbermann just gives his views, and tells you what to think, his show gives FAR FAR less news than Joe Scarborough’s show which at least has some substance to it.

Whether you agree with Olbermann or not you have to stand up and tell MSNBC that they have to either bring back Olbermann and issue a public apology, or suspend without pay Joe Scarborough for as long and Olbermann is suspended. I say fair is fair, you can’t pick and choose who you punish. Oh and while we’re at it, why not look into the executives at GE (GE owns MSNBC) and see how much they’ve given to politician’s without reporting it. Or how about looking into every other person who appears on the channel, lets pull their financial records and see if anyone else has broken your little rule! I bet you find more than one!

But really MSNBC, don’t be douchebags do the right thing.
In fact, until Olbermann is brought back or until Scarborough is suspended without pay I encourage all of you to follow my lead and boycott MSNBC. And while we’re at it lets try to make advertisers pull their ads from MSNBC to prove that we’re serious!

Here’s a starter list of advertisers:
Kashi cereals
Progressive Insurance
Aruba Tourism Department
Lenscrafters
Ameritade
Transitions Lenses

Pray for Hell

I just had to stop a “film” called Pray for Hell (also known as Come Hell or Highwater) I don’t know what they were thinking with this one, this was beyond low budget, it was just horrible! If you ever think you want to try this one just cover yourself in gasoline light yourself on fire then take your dullest knife and stab yourself in the eyes then your stomach, then random places till your dead, and you will experience about half of the pain you would by watching this.