Well I was listening to the news today while I was on the road and heard the statement made by the little boy fucker’s… I mean Michael Jackson’s brother where he said that he hopes the media will respect their right to privacy. Right like that will happen. And then said may Allah be with you always Michael, well at least he didn’t say may little bobby or timmy be with you always Michael.
Well Michael Jackson died today… Now if we can just get rid of the priests all the young boys can be safe. Oh by the way if you can’t tell I’m pissed off that George Carlin didn’t get anything close to this kind of coverage. And yes I know what you will say “but Jackson had a world wide influence” yeah well so did Carlin and for that matter so did Ed McMahon and Farrah Fawcett, but guess what they got nothing compared to Jackson. And if you didn’t know Ed McMahon died on Tuesday, and Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson died within hours of each other.
One more thing on M.J.
Ok I forgot to say one thing about Michael Jackson. This point was brought up by Jim while I was getting loaded (loading newspapers into my car, not getting drunk), I hope to god that no one pulls the Elvis shit and says they saw M.J. in Sheboygan. Let me just end this right now, Michael Jackson and Elvis are DEAD! Get over it!
And one more joke I found on youtube: NEWSFLASH, Michael Jackson is dead! I heard they were going to melt him down into dolls so Kids can play with him for a change!
Love it or hate it just remember I didn’t make you read this.