Have you ever wondered?

Have you ever wondered. . .·

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?·

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?·

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

why do doctors call what they do practice?

why are they called apartments when they are all togeather?

Why do radio stations interrupt 60 minutes of uninterrupted music to tell you that you’re listening to 60 minutes of uninterrupted music?

Why is there a braille pad on the drive up ATM?

why do we park on the driveawy and drive on the parkway?

what is semi-boneless ham?

how about jumbo shrimp?

if a man makes a mistake and there’s not a woman handy to remind him of it was it really a mistake?

· I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.· Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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